Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Dear Jeepers, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 27.03.2018
Song language: English
Dear Jeepers |
| -Oh, what have we here? Oh! A letter! It smells… |
| Oh, how wonderful! I just love letters that are |
| perfumed. Oh! Lovely! Lovely stench! Essence |
| of wolfbane! Oh, Let me open it… |
| «Dear Jeepers, it was so nice of you to attend |
| my party at the castle last week. You and Doris |
| make such a lovely couple. I’m also very glad to have seen Igor, Boris, and Sally Snake, and |
| Funkin the Rat. It was so much fun when we all |
| played 'Pin the Tail on the Werewolf,' Oh yes! |
| and 'Electrical Chairs.' When everybody sat |
| down, Oh! Two million volts! Ha-ha-ha!!! Oh, |
| such fun!» |
| Uh… Doris, squeeze me a glass of mildew… |
| And to continue now… |
| «Although the party was supposed to be rot |
| luck, it turned out to be pot luck. It was still |
| lovely of you to bring along that 'Leg of Lepre- |
| chaun au Gratin.' Desdemona wants the recipe. |
| Well, I’m… I’m rather exhausted, so I… I must |
| close now. The sun is coming up and I must |
| return to the crypt. |
| Sincerely, Count Dracula. |
| Oh, P/S. Here’s a riddle: |
| Where there’s a will, what’s the way?" |
| Ho-ho! Ha-ha-ha |