Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Call Any Vegetable, artist - Frank Zappa.
Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Call Any Vegetable |
(This is a song about vegetables, they keep ya regular |
They’re real good for yo) |
Call any vegetable Call it by name |
Call one today When you get off the train |
Call any vegetable And the chances are good |
Aw, The vegetable will respond to you |
(Some people don’t go for prunes… I Don’t know, I’ve always found that if they…) |
Call any vegetable Pick up your phone |
Think of a vegetable Lonely at home |
Call any vegetable And the chances are good |
That a vegetable will respond to you |
Rutabaga, Rutabaga, |
Rutabaga, Rutabaga, |
Rutabay-y-y-y… |
(A prune isn’t really a vegetable… |
CABBAGE is a vegetable…) |
No one will know |
If you don’t want to let them know |
No one will know |
'Less it’s you that might tell them so Call and they’ll come to you |
Covered with dew |
Vegetables dream, Of responding to you |
Standing there shiny and proud by your side |
Holding your hand while the neighbors decide |
Why is a vegetable something to hide? |