Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Beer Shampoo, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Beer Shampoo |
| That’s the kind of guy |
| When you just stopped it was running on your head |
| Well I had to do an Edward Arnold slow-burn, man, there was nothing else I |
| could do, 'cept play it for all it was worth |
| I said the only other thing to do is go get another can of beer and pour it |
| over HIS head. |
| .. |
| Well, it was already getting silly, man. |
| I mean, it was remedial as it is, |
| I think. |
| .. |
| Ha ha! |
| Let’s not make it too childish |
| Every night for a year and a half, man, no matter how sick I was, |
| or how I felt on stage. |
| .. |
| Howie |
| He, I used to sing, he used to sing «How is the weather"in «Happy Together» |
| and pour a whole glass of water over my head, man, and he liked it so much that |
| he made it an integral part of the show, the kids loved it, so I just let it |
| keep happening |
| He can’t stand it, man, that’s all. |
| .. |
| And you’re just a pansy ass, kiss ass little girl. |
| .. |
| Ha ha ha! |
| Simmons! |
| Beer is another thing, man! |
| I’m fucking soaked! |
| They use beer in some shampoos, Howard |
| I don’t give a shit, that’s all I know it that water would dry up and not stain, |
| and he ruined my shoes, man! |
| I can’t believe it |
| Ohhh! |
| Materialist! |
| Hey lookit, Pat McGregor! |
| Materialistic! |
| Materialistic! |
| You’re the dude who said. |
| .. |
| Oh oh oh! |
| Materialist! |
| Ohhh |
| Don’t do it to you, I don’t have any beer, man |
| Okay |
| «New York’s so lonely. |
| .. «I can’t even. |
| .. you keep your hands off me you creep |
| «And you are the only. |
| .. «You creep, ha ha! |
| Stop it, man! |