Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Artificial Rhonda, artist - Frank Zappa. Date of issue: 31.12.2011
Song language: English
Artificial Rhonda |
| THING-FISH: |
| Don’t look OB’DEWLLA! |
| It’s too horrible! |
| I b’lieve de muthafucker 'bout to ask |
| dat rubber girl to dance! |
| Hey, good-lookin'! |
| THING-FISH: |
| See! |
| I told ya! |
| May I have this dance? |
| THING-FISH: |
| Muthafucker barf me right on outa here, AN' gag me wit a spoon! |
| What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? |
| Do you come here often? |
| THING-FISH: |
| YOW! |
| HARRY-AS-A-BOY: (singing) |
| I got a girl with a little rubber head |
| Rinse her out every night just before I go to bed |
| She never talk back like a lady might do |
| An' she looks like she loves it every time I get through |
| And her name is |
| F-I-C, I cry |
| A-L, don’t be shy! |
| ARTIFICIAL RHONDA |
| With the plastic pie |
| Her eyes is all shut in a ecstasy face |
| I can cram it down her throat, people, any old place! |
| Then I throw the little switch on her battery pack |
| 'N I can poot it, I can shoot it till it makes her gack! |
| And her name is |
| F-I-C, I cry |
| A-L, don’t be shy! |
| ARTIFICIAL RHONDA |
| With the plastic pie |
| ENSEMBLE: |
| De boy got a girl wit' a lil' rubber haid |
| Rinse her out evvy night, jes befo' he go t’bed |
| He gonna grow up, 'n marry dat trash |
| Wit a ugly rubber head, an' a 'flateable gash |
| She jes' de kinda girl dis sucker might need |
| He’s a little bit dumb, peoples, yes indeed |
| De boy wanna 'RHONDA', jeffo hisseff! |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' |
| She gonna take what he got 'til nothin' be lef' |