Lyrics A Typical Sound Check - Frank Zappa, The Mothers Of Invention

A Typical Sound Check

Mark: All skate.
Men only!
Aynsley: Man, shou.
.. shoulda put the fuckin'
?: Gotta put that sign on the front, man
?: Got to get that sign on the front
?: sign of the bass player
Aynsley: Because I. .. I’m gonna have to find I’m gonna take about five
minutes with the other thing in there in time to go on
?: Get some more weirdness
?: Hey man
?: Hey, it’s far right here
?: together?
?: It’s far right there
?: Well.
.
?: Perverse!
George: Hey, I’m still an hour here
Mark: See it, my washboard’s in the car
?: What?
Aynsley: See, they gotta have two holes here
?: Ah!
Jeff: Yeah
?: Washboards.
.
Jeff: Oh we got our amps switched.
I should be having.
.
Mark:
If you do not hear me
You may now walk out
For I am here
And I am talking.
.