| Way down among Brazilians
|
| Coffee beans grow by the billions
|
| So they’ve got to find those extra cups to fill
|
| They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
|
| You can’t get cherry soda’Cause they’ve got to fill that quota
|
| And the way things are I’ll bet they never will
|
| They’ve got a zillion tons of coffee in Brazil
|
| No tea or tomato juice
|
| You’ll see no potato juice
|
| The planters down in Santos all say no no no
|
| The politician’s daughter
|
| Was accused of drinking water
|
| And was fined a great big fifty dollar bill
|
| They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil
|
| You date a girl and find out laterShe smells just like a percolator
|
| Her perfume was made right on the grill
|
| Why they could percolate the ocean in Brazil
|
| And when their ham and eggs need savor
|
| Coffee ketchup gives 'em flavor
|
| Coffee pickles way outsell the dill
|
| Why they put coffee in the coffee in Brazil
|
| So your lead to the local color
|
| Serving coffee with a cruller
|
| Dunking doesn’t take a lot of skill
|
| They’ve got an awful lot of coffee in Brazil |