| If I jhad a nickel, I know what I would do,
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| I’d spend it all for candy and I’d give it all to you!
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| I’d spend it all for candy and give it all to you,
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| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, baby!
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| If you were a picture I’d hang you up on the wall,
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| Sit back where I could see you and I’d never move at all!
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| Sit back where I could see you, never move at all!
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| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, baby!
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| If you were a kitten with pretty glossy fur,
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| I’d take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr!
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| I’d take you up and stroke you and listen to you purr!
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| Mmm, that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, dear!
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| And if you were a tiger, I’d hang around your den,
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| And pester you, my honey, until you let me in!
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| And pester you, my honey, 'til you let me in!
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| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, baby!
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| Baby, if you were a horsefly and I an old grey mare,
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| I’d stand and let you bite me and I’d never move a hair!
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| I’d stand and let you bite me, never move a hair!
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| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, baby!
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| If you want to marry, now le' me tell you what,
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| We’ll go and find a parson and I’ll let him tie the knot!
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| We’ll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot!
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| 'Cause that’s how much I love you, baby,
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| That’s how much I love you, dear!
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| When I says I loves ya, honey chile,
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| I leans on ya a little bit! |