| Oh by Jove and by Jehovah, you have set my heart aflame
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| (And to you, you Casanova, my reactions are the same.)
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| I would sing thee tender verses but the flair, alas, I lack
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| (Oh go on, try to versify and I’ll versify back)
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| Well, let me see now, Cherry Pies ought to be you
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| (Autumn skies ought to be you)
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| The Pulitzer prize ought to you
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| (Romeo in disguise ought to be you,)
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| Columbine ought to be you
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| (Sparkling wine ought to be you)
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| All of Beethoven’s Nine ought to be you
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| (Every Will Shakespeare line ought to be you.)
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| You are so enticing, I’m starting to shake
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| (You are just the icing to put on my cake)
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| You mean I’m yummy, heaven’s blue ought to be you
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| (Heaven too ought to be you.)
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| Everything super-do ought to be you
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| Ashe Pudells ought to be you
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| (Orson Wells ought to be you)
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| Uncles like Kip Cornell ought to be you
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| (Towels from Ritz hotel ought to be you)
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| Each Snow White ought to be you
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| (Ambrose' light) hey, that’s good (ought to be you)
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| Eleanor wrong or right ought to be you
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| (Errol Flynn loose or tight) watch it (ought to be you)
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| You are so exciting, I can’t even laugh, wanna top that one
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| (If you’re fond of biting, I’ll bite you in half.)
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| To continue, Whistler’s ma ought to be you
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| (Eliot's pa ought to be you)
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| Everything hip-hurrah ought to be you
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| (Ought to be you), ought to be you, (ought to be you)
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| Ought to be you (ought to be you) ought to be you (ought to be you) |