Lyrics If Mama Was Married - Frank Perkins, Ann Jillian, Natalie Wood

If Mama Was Married

If Mama was married we’d live in a house,
as private as private can be.
Just Mama, 3 ducks, 5 canaries, a mouse,
2 monkeys, 1 father, 6 turtles and me.
If Mama was married.
If Mama was married i’d jump in the air
and give all my toe shoes to you.
I’d get all these hair ribbons out of my hair
And once and for all i’d get Mama out too.
If Mama was married.
Mama, get out your white dress
You’ve done it before (without much succsess)
Mama, god speed and god bless
We’re not keeping score, whats one more or less.
Oh Moma say yes, and waltz down the isle while may
I’ll gladly support you, I’ll even escort you.
And i’ll gladly give you away.
Oh Mama, get married today.
If Moma was married there wouldn’t be anymore
Let me entertaint you
Let me make you smile
I will do some kicks
I will do some tricks (Sing out Louise)
(Smile Baby)
Mama, please take our advise
We aren’t the Lunts
I’m not Fanny Brice
Mama, we’ll buy you the rice
If only this once you woulndn’t think twice.
It could be so nice, if Mama got married to stay
But Mama gets married, and married, and married
And never gets carried away.
Oh Mama, Oh Mama, Oh Mama
Get married today!