| A lot of people love that Jerome
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| Did you know he missed his comb?
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| All his life was in pain
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| Made us laugh, he never did complain
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| Brother Sam was more than OK
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| Returned once more to save the day
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| Slicked-back hair he did keep
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| Making a heap, heap, heap, heap, heap
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| If all you see is violence
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| Then I make a plea in their defense
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| Don’t you know they speak vaudevillian?
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| And for what it is hear what my theory is
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| Some gibberish it is so serious
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| What we need is more silly men
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| Though underrated all the time
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| Louis was so very fine
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| Without him, imagine
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| Did you know he could play the violin?
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| Most important was brother Moe
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| He was the one who made it so
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| He got a Joe and another Joe
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| He would not quit, he would not quit
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| And Mr. White heard bad report
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| And so it ends the two reeler short
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| Cause you cannot do what you can’t
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| And Mr. White heard bad report
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| And so it ends the two reeler short
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| Cause you cannot do what you can’t
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| If all you see is violence
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| Then I make a plea in their defense
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| Don’t you know they speak vaudevillian? |