| Don’t think of tonight as a show
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| Think of it more as watching a man
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| Fucking about with music
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| That’s how you should think of tonight
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| She’s a good girl, loves her mama
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| Loves Jesus and America too
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| She’s a good girl, simply mad about Elvis
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| Loves horses and her boyfriend too
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| It’s a long day, livin' in Reseda
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| There’s a freeway, runnin' through my backyard
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| And all the bad boys all their hiding in the shadows
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| And the good girls right now they got broken hearts
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| We are free, free fallin'
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| We are free, free fallin'
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| I wanna ride down over Mulholland
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| I wanna write your name up there in the sky
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| And free fall out into nothin'
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| And leave this world for a little while
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| I’m free, free fallin'
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| I’m free, free fallin'
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| Yeah I’m free fallin'
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| I’m free fallin'
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| And I’m free fallin'
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| And I’m free fallin'
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| Free fallin'
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| You know I’ve had this format for this entire tour
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| Its billed as «An Evening with»
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| And I was asked about it, would I do the tour by manager
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| When I was in the middle of the last tour
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| So I just said yes without thinking what it actually meant
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| And then about two weeks before I thought
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| Well what does «An Evening with"mean?
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| What shall I do?
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| And I thought best to arrive on the stage with absolutely nothing
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| And then see where we go
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| Which has been really cool, actually, it’s been informative to me
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| And with regards to the audiences
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| It’s been pretty well received across the board
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| Actually, I haven’t had any complaints
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| Aside from one guy, in Manchester
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| But his tweet brought me so much joy I cannot tell you
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| I’m paraphrasing, but his tweet was something along the lines of:
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| «I went to the Foy Vance gig
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| And I brought my mum the whole way down from where ever it was
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| And he didn’t play any of his hits»
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| Firstly, I’m thinking well you’re at the wrong fucking gig
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| If you’re looking hits
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| Was my first thought
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| But I read on
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| And then it said the best thing
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| that I’ve, maybe, ever heard in a tweet
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| «He didn’t sing any of his hits
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| But he sang a song about his mates balls»
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| Which in fairness, I did sing
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| But it was in context
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| I was talking about something and then it lead to that thought
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| And I played that song because it was on my mind
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| And that’s what I’ve committed to
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| But even still
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| brothers and sisters of London Union Chapel thanks for coming
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| Even still
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| I was disappointed that someone was disappointed at the gig
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| You know what I mean?
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| I felt a bit bad about that
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| Ah shit, I didn’t do it to offend you obviously
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| So I checked out his Twitter
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| I was going to direct message him
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| Just to say like
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| «Look dude I’m sorry, please
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| What’s your mums favorite song?
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| Come back to next show and
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| I’ll give you tickets and whatever»
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| And while I was there on his Twitter page
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| I read through his tweets
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| And it transpired that he’s just a moony bastard
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| So I thought «fuck him» |