| It’s because I know she’s a disaster
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| A walking mess, a master of misery
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| She’s everything that possibly could go wrong
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| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
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| And now I know that she’s the one for me
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| I’m finding that I can no longer deny it
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| The risk of perjury
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| But my only hope
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| I can find my way back without being a casualty
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| With every blink of an eye she will constantly try
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| To destroy everything with a will to survive
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| But it’s alright if you ask me
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| I’ll go all night cause in this case anything goes
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| They want, you need to see
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| It’s because I know she’s a disaster
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| A walking mess, a master of misery
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| She’s everything that possibly could go wrong
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| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
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| That’s how I know that she will always be
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| My third degree for alarm, emergency
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| The bane of our society
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| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
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| That’s how I know that she’s the one for me
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| So take your best shot
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| I hope your hand is steady
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| Because we all know that your aim’s not
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| Too dead on or accurate
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| You couldn’t hit a fly
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| If you were standing in a pile of shit
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| Shake yourself off
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| Let me give you a word of advice
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| And just save yourself while you still can
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| Shake yourself off
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| And don’t even think twice about it
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| Save yourself while you still can
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| I don’t think that you understand
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| It’s because I know she’s a disaster
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| A walking mess, a master of misery
|
| She’s everything that possibly could go wrong
|
| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
|
| That’s how I know that she will always be
|
| My third degree for alarm, emergency
|
| The bane of our society
|
| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
|
| That’s how I know that she’s the one for me
|
| Shake yourself off
|
| And don’t even think twice about it
|
| Save yourself while you still can
|
| I’m finding that I can no longer deny it
|
| The risk of perjury
|
| But my only hope
|
| I can find my way back without being a casualty
|
| It’s because I know she’s a disaster
|
| A walking mess, a master of misery
|
| She’s everything that possibly could go wrong
|
| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
|
| That’s how I know that she will always be
|
| My third degree for alarm, emergency
|
| The bane of our society
|
| She’ll always be a lifelong tragedy
|
| That’s how I know that she’s the one for me |