| Hahaha! |
| Spiders, c’mere!
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| Hahaha!
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| Who’s there?
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| Someone’s here!
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| Welcome to my humble abode
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| Please don’t mind the mess
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| Just nest yourself down comfortable
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| Let the doctor do the rest
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| Dear ghost, you look white as a sheet
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| Just have yourself a seat
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| Open wide and say «Ah»
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| Let the doctor take a peek
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| Now I must admit I knew you’d come
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| The boy and his love
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| Eloped to save her from disease
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| Wash your hands of her blood!
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| I don’t want to alarm you
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| But you certainly are ill!
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| Stricken with a sickness
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| Deadly enough to kill!
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| Even the strongest man
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| Would drop dead where he stands!
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| I urge that we make haste
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| If you are to stand a chance…
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| Spiders… scalpel!
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| Forceps!
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| Hope’s breath
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| Just a pinch, now, spiders, just a pinch
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| Hahaha!
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| That was too much!
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| Now what you got ain’t no quick fix
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| It ain’t no common cold
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| What you need’s a bona fide
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| Doctor’s miracle
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| Now the thing about miracles
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| Is that they don’t grow on trees
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| They don’t fall from the sky
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| You need a doctor like me!
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| It just ain’t easy…
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| Lucky for you, you found me!
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| So the rest should be no fuss
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| But before we get to savin' lives
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| There’s a few things to discuss
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| Now I’m sure you’re wonderin'
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| What’s in it for me?
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| Surely I would not perform
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| These miracles for free!
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| I’m not askin' for a lot
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| It won’t cost you a dime
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| I just want the princess here with me
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| Till the end of time!
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| (Hahaha!)
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| I promise to take care of her…
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| More rather, she’ll take care of me!
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| The rest of her life in the Dark, fulfilling
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| Doctor’s fantasies!
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| I can’t do this…
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| But you must, Princess!
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| Sign my life away…
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| It’s the only way!
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| Trust me, I know
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| How this must go!
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| Just do what the doctor says
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| He mixed elixirs and philters
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| Pried scrolls and read excerpts
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| He spoke in foreign phonetics
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| And read runes from ancient relics
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| Stirred ointments with potions
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| And unctions with doses
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| He whisked it until smoke rose
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| And seeped into her nose!
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| The illness had relinquished
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| The doctor had fixed it
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| The cleansing accomplished
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| Their love was free to flourish
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| But before it could sink in
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| The front door was kicked in!
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| Standing in its place was Pallis!
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| Driven by malice, he had barged in
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| To challenge Adakias!
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| To prove their love
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| Their word wouldn’t be enough
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| Pallis needed it in blood |