| Long distance operator try another line,
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| There’s no reply on this one, what a waste of time!
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| She can’t be working, and she can’t be in her bed,
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| She can’t be home now, guess I’ll drop a line instead.
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| In my wild days I had a girl on every page,
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| Now some don’t want me and the others are engaged.
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| My little black book is about to bite the dust,
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| My telephone bell can’t ring through all that rust.
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| I gotta find a full time lover,
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| I gotta find a full time lover.
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| Now my one night stands are so hazy,
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| And my social life is so crazy.
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| Hey operator, one more call before I’m done,
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| Forget Yolanda, I know Zelda is the one.
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| Last time I saw her, she was moving to Hong Kong,
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| She said she’d love me — 'til the real thing comes along.
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| I gotta find a full time lover,
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| I gotta find a full time lover.
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| Now my one night stands are so hazy,
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| And my social life is so crazy.
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| If it wasn’t for me, my house would be deserted.
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| If it wasn’t for me, I would have someone to hold on to.
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| I gotta find a full time lover,
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| I gotta find a full time lover.
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| I gotta find a full time lover,
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| I gotta find a full time lover,
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| I gotta find a full time lover… |