| Come on everybody and listen to us
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| It’s a brand new dance and it goes crush!
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| Socialist sitcom in a modern urbanized society
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| Weekend commies and born-again cows don’t mean doodly-squat
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| I’ll lead depressionist youth mass
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| To mock rebellion for a fee
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| Choose choose choose choose your weapons
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| In last week’s episode, South of Boredom, John Citizen was dead
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| Tear up the handshake, it don’t mean doodly-squat
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| Lead the depressionist youth mass
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| Better dead than red
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| Choo ch-ch-ch-ch-ch choose your weapons
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| Repressionist sitcom in a modern urbanized society
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| Weekend commies and born-again cows don’t mean nothing to me
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| Lead the depressionist youth mass into a new philosophy
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| Choose choose choose choose your weapons
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| This is the calamity crush
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| Choose choose choose choose your weapons
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| This is the calamity crush
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| Choose choose choose choose your weapons
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| This is the calamity crush
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| Rug rats, drug rats, pig axe, wrong facts, had it up to here
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| Too late to turn back so do the calamity crush
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| Rug rats, drug rats, pick axe, wrong facts
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| Bringing up the rear
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| Too tired to go forward, too late to go to work
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| So do the calamity crush
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| This is the calamity crush
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| So do the calamity crush
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| This is the calamity crush
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| We’re in a calamity crush
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| So do the calamity crush |