| Put on your slumming clothes and get your car
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| Let’s go sightseeing where the high-toned people are
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| Come on, there’s lots of fun in store for you
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| See how the other half lives on Park Avenue
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| Let’s go slumming, take me slumming
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| Let’s go slumming on Park Avenue
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| Let us hide behind a pair of fancy glasses
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| And make faces when a member of the classes passes
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| Let’s go smelling where they’re dwelling
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| Sniffing everything the way they do
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| Let us go to it, they do it
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| Why can’t we do it too?
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| Let’s go slumming, nose thumbing, on Park Avenue
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| Let’s go slumming, take me slumming
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| Let’s go slumming on Park Avenue
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| Where the social hearts
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| For Broadway lights are throbbing
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| And they spend their nights
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| In smart cafes hobknobbing, snobbing
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| Come let’s eye them, pass right by them
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| Looking down our noses as they do
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| Let us go to it, they do it
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| Why can’t we do it too?
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| Let’s go slumming, crumb bumming, on Park Avenue |