| Shut your face
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| High school jerks
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| We’re about to show you how this works
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| Are we cool?
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| Laser beams
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| We’re about to awesome all your dreams
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| And you’ll say, «What are you, some kind of computer?»
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| And we’ll say, «A cyborg pimp from the future»
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| And I’m going def for sheezy
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| I’m feeling a bit uneasy
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| Let’s get this straight
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| Oh yeah, we are the champions
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| We’ll be battle dancing unicorns
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| Oh yes, battle dancing unicorns
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| It’s not too late
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| You could gamble on the heavy hitters
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| While we’re battle dancing unicorns
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| With glitter
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| Twelve-o-clock?
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| Party rock
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| We’re hip-hoppin' and we can’t quite stop
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| Aggro hair
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| Grizzly Bear
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| Bet you’ve never met a thousand-aire
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| Then you’ll say, «Whatever, I think you’re moronic»
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| And we’ll say, «Not really, we’re only bionic»
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| And you’re still in high school
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| But have to acknowledge
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| That we are professors at Robot Spy College
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| Let’s get this straight
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| Oh yeah, we are the champions
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| We’ll be battle dancing unicorns
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| Oh yes
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| Battle dancing unicorns
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| It’s not too late
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| You could gamble on the heavy hitters
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| While we’re battle dancing unicorns
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| With glitter
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| To be what I just can’t
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| Impale myself upon the horns
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| I’m fighting just to be relevant
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| I’ll battle dance some unicorns
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| I’m battle dancing unicorns
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| I’m battle dancing unicorns, oh yeah
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| I’m battle dancing unicorns
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| I’m battle dancing unicorns
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| With glitter
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| With glitter
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| With glitter
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| We’ll be battle dancing unicorns with glitter |