| Welcome to the jungle or at least that’s what it seems, You never see the cages
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| the illusion is you’re free, Every day’s a lesson delivered with a smile To
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| remind you there’s no future on this planet for a creature truly wild
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| Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass trying not to laugh in zoo class
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| Gorillas in the doorway, lizards in the lounge, Offering their camels,
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| Moscow mules are going down, It’s a long way to the dance floor,
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| Even longer getting back as the crow flies, even as the crow flies
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| Zoo class, zoo class, sitting on your ass and trying not to laugh in zoo class
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| Talk with the animals, fuck with the animals, hump and
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| Grunt and suck and sweat
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| Loving like an animal, living with the animals
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| Tired of the rabbit and pig sick of the cow, dreamed of
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| Hunting beaver and the balls to fool around
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| Put a birdie on the bunker she took eagles on the green
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| And the snake in the long grass ate pussy
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| And that cat got the cream
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| Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to
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| Laugh
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| Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past in zoo
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| Class
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| Zoo class, zoo class staring through the glass and trying not to laugh in zoo
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| class
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| Bears are hunting Wall Street, watching dead cats bounce, The paper tigers
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| whimper at the clicking of a mouse, The pigs are grilling suspects;
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| a canary starts to sing, He’ll be swimming with the fishes sure as Pavlov’s
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| dog drools when that bell starts to ring
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| Zoo class, zoo class sitting on your ass and trying not to
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| Laugh
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| Staring through the glass at the wildlife going past
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| Pray it lasts forever you pray it’s going to last
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| Learning Life’s lessons in situ in Zoo Class
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| Zoo class, travelling zoo class! |