| Hang a left, turn a right
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| We’re driving through the night
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| We’re on the road with Fred
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| Anytime, anywhere but he’s sure to get you there
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| That’s the road with Fred
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| With his foot right to the floor
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| There’s a corner coming on
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| Whiplash!
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| He’ll overtake anywhere he doesn’t really care
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| That’s the road with Fred
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| Through rain and snow and fog
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| You sit and pray to God and place your faith in Fred
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| You gotta close your eyes
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| So you never get surprised by whiplash!
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| Chew your nails right to the bone
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| You’re on the wrong side of the road
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| On the right side of Fred
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| A collision coming on
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| You pray the brakes are gonna hold on the road with Fred
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| The nut is loose behind the wheel
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| Hear that rubber squeal — whiplash!
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| Hang a left, turn a right
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| Driving through the night
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| On the road with Fred
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| Anytime, anywhere he’s sure to get you there
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| On the road with Fred
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| He’s got a mobile telephone
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| But you pray that no-one calls for whiplash |