| Well if you got a wing-o, take her up to ring-o
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| Where the waxies sing-O, all the day
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| If you had your fill your Porter and you can’t go any further
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| Give your man the order back to the quay
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| First take her up to Monto Monto Monto
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| Take her up to Monto Lan-ga-roo to you
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| When the czar of Russia and the king of prussia
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| Landed in the Phoinex in a big balloon
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| They asked the policemen to play «The Wearing Of The Green»
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| But the buggers in the depot didn’t know the tune
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| You see the Dublin Fusileers the dirty old bamboozileers
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| They want to get the childer one two three
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| Martha from the Linnen Hall he owes for every cannonball
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| I think he’s going to send you all o’re the sea
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| When the Duke of Gloucester the dirty old imposter
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| He took the Mot and followed her up in the Furry Glen
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| He first put on his bowler and he buttoned up his trousers
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| Then he whistled for his growler and he said my man
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| The Queen she came to call on us
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| She wanted to see all of us
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| I' glad she didn’t fall on us she’s eighteen stone
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| Mister Milord Mayor this is all you’ve got to show to me
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| Why no me mam there’s more to see «Pog Mo Hole» |