| She drives a little white car to the seminar on Modern Romance
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| Possible possible ideas for a date include… a shooting range
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| And her chest is full to bursting with thoughts of an evening
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| Nobody nobody nobody will ever know her longing
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| She’s got a heart that will never melt
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| She’s got a heart that will never never melt
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| Shields up! |
| Shields up! |
| Bar the door, and keep your dukes up!
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| Tell lies, tell dirty lies, tell diggory lies, until you’re lying in his bed
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| He has a tendency, a tendency to fall for shining eyes and baby fat
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| But the quarry don’t share his taste for Anne McCaffrey
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| And he dresses alright but the conversation is wrong, all wrong
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| Nobody nobody nobody will ever know his longing
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| He’s got a heart that will never melt
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| He’s got a heart that will never never melt
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| Shields up! |
| Shields up! |
| Bar the door, and keep your dukes up!
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| Tell lies, tell diggory lies, tell chiggery lies, until you’re lying in his bed
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| Now you can endure the fear
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| Now you can endure the hell
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| Now you can endure the lies
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| Now you can endure the fear
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| Your rock and roll has gone away |