| Honey, I’m home
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| Earlier than expected again
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| i can see you’re not alone
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| Would you like to introduce me to some of your friends?
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| That’s Mr. Wheeler in his assless chaps
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| And the small fellow cuffed to the cabinet door
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| Yes i remember them from last week’s bach
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| But you look busy so i’ll stand in your way no more
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| I’ll be outside
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| And if you need me, my love
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| I’ll be waiting on the doorstep for you
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| Waiting on the doorstep for you (Woo)
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| Just this once, maybe i could join in too
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| Darling tonight, I thought i’d do something special for you
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| I picked those earrings out you liked
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| Even prepared a candle dinner for two
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| But i guess you won’t be eating
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| No, not since you’re full up
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| with the plumber and the man who said he came to fix the heating
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| well, don’t mind me fellows, yell if you need anything
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| I’ll be outside
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| And if you need me, my love
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| I’ll be waiting on the doorstep for you
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| Waiting on the doorstep for you (Woo)
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| Just this once, maybe i could join in too
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| You look as pretty through the window
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| Magnificently kneeling between those men
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| I kind of think of how your lips are so soft
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| Thus, you get up from your knees and wipe your chin
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| Almost reminds me of the old days
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| Like when i first laid my eyes on you
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| I always knew that we’d be soulmates
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| And some day it would be just us two (Wooo)
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| And maybe some day,
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| maybe i could join in too
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| Until then I’ll be outside
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| And if you need me, my love
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| I’ll be waiting on the doorstep for you
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| waiting on the doorstep for you (woo)
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| Just this once, maybe i could join in too
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| Just this once, maybe i could join in too |