Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song santa made me do it, artist - Field Medic. Date of issue: 01.12.2019
Song language: English
santa made me do it |
| Sitting there in that dark saloon |
| Playing cards to a rag time tune |
| A big old fellow started eyeing me mean |
| & on his hip he had an iron machine |
| Well I had one too |
| But I didn’t wanna use it |
| Till he reached for his |
| & I had to beat him to it |
| Shot him thru his heart |
| Like an arrow from cupid |
| & I can’t be to blame |
| Cuz santa made me do it |
| Later that night on a midnight right |
| Passed by a ranchers house with a colt outside |
| Then I shared a look |
| Between my horse & I |
| & in that moment |
| Him & I conspired |
| So I hopped that fence |
| & I coo’d that colt |
| Gave him a carrot to chomp on |
| While I untied him from the post |
| Lead him down the trail |
| He became my new pet |
| & it’s not my fault |
| Cuz santa made me do it |
| The next town I hit I do decree |
| There was a fancy bank full of currency |
| So I stepped inside with my trusty six shooter |
| & just to prove I was a big bad bank robber |
| I shot one in the air, told em «Hit the floor |
| Give me everything you’ve got, & then some more» |
| I tossed my sack to the old bank teller |
| He said: «Ain't you that bandit, santa’s little helper?» |
| I said «Yes I am» |
| & there’s no way that I wasn’t |
| & it’s not me robbing you |
| It’s really santa who does it |
| & he said |
| «Ain't you the one with a bag full of loot |
| & who burst in here with a bullet to shoot?» |
| I said «I've got five more, don’t make me prove it, & if anything should happen, |
| santa made me do it.» |