| Life is very short
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| So Ryan went aboard
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| He sailed the seven seas
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| He liked the ocean breeze
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| The boat, it hit a reef and now Ryan’s wife’s in grief
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| Young Simon met a girl
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| She was a perfect pearl
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| The girl became his wife
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| She started whetting knives
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| She soon became a felon
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| And her name was Bloody Helen
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| Life is, when you look at it
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| Sometimes nice and sometimes shit
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| How it ends, that’s all we know
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| Welcome to the reality show
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| Life is very strange
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| And sometimes things can change
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| So let us look at Tim
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| He went out for a swim
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| The waves were much too strong
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| And the swim, it went quite wrong
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| Life is quite a strain
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| You kick and fight in vain
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| But somewhere down the line
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| You miss a traffic sign
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| And the final words you utter
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| «Shit, it’s goin' down the gutter»
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| Life is, when you look at it
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| Sometimes nice and sometimes shit
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| How it ends, that’s all we know
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| Welcome to the reality show |