| Have I been eating sawdust?
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| That’s a vile taste on my tongue
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| A drum behind my forehead
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| Beating like a gun
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| They’ll hate me if I call in sick
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| They’ll hate me if I don’t
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| Scowling at me, howling at me
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| All this on the phone
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| Nauseous stomach, bloodshot eyes
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| I really do feel bad
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| Maybe I should lie back down
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| Later I’ll be glad
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| Never again will I let this happen
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| Never again will I fall so low
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| Never again will I be tempted
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| By the barman’s steady flow
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| Let’s step into the shower
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| And see how that will feel
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| Some cooling water and a shave
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| Later a good meal
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| The look into the mirror
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| Tells me that I’m no catch
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| But hell I have a good man’s heart
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| I’d make a proper match
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| Nauseous stomach, bloodshot eyes
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| I really do feel bad
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| Maybe I should lie back down
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| Later I’ll be glad
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| Never again will I let this happen
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| Never again will I fall so low
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| Never again will I be tempted
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| By the barman’s steady flow
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| The morning’s bad
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| What can I say? |
| (Hey!)
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| But I’ll be fine
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| After this day (Hey!)
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| Call me mad
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| That’s okay (Hey!)
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| Getting wasted (Hey!)
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| That’s my way
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| So won’t that count for something
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| In a world so full of scams?
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| Hanging with your best of mates
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| Won’t do any harm
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| So why not meet up later?
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| I’m already feeling fine
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| Maybe around seven
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| For some beer or a glass of wine?
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| Never again will I let this happen
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| Never again will I fall so low
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| Never again will I be tempted
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| By the barman’s steady flow
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| Never again
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| Never again
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| Never again
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| By the barman’s steady flow |