| From the West Coast, gonna take a plane
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| Hit the East Coast, gonna take an A-train
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| Hit the East Coast, going all the way
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| Why don’t you come to Harlem?
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| Oh, this place we’d love to see
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| But I remained in Harlem
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| Had to pay my parking fees
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| Felt just like PT Barnum
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| Caught a couple Pinter plays
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| I should have stayed in Harlem
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| Then I heard a policeman say
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| «I think we should disarm him
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| I think we should strong-arm him»
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| So out of place in Harlem
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| Then I see you standing there
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| With your dyed-black hair and no underwear
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy
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| Police encounters
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| Caught a couple Albee plays
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| I should have stayed in Harlem
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| Then I heard a policeman say
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| «Do your best, do not alarm him»
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| I’ve got eyes for the policeman’s wife
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| In her dyed-black hair and a Bowie knife
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| I’ve got eyes for the policeman’s wife
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| The policeman’s wife, the policeman’s wife
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| The policeman’s wife, the policeman’s wife
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy
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| Police encounters
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| Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
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| Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
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| Diddy-diddy
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| Police encounters
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| Diddy-diddy (Bom-bom)
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| Diddy-diddy
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| Police encounters
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| Unions went on strike today
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| But I remained in Harlem
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| I’ve got eyes for the policeman’s wife
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| In her dyed-black hair and a Bowie knife
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| As I see her standing there alone
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| In her dyed-black hair and her Android phone
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy-diddy
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| Bom-bom diddy
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| Police encounters
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| Bom-bom |