| C’est Cheese
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| Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp’s
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| As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll
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| Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold
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| Seven figure income from a six string guitar
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| Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars
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| Then it happened when my record went gold
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| Now I’m thinking what’ll I do when I get old?
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| Can’t live forever as the king of rock
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| That’s why I’m investing in some blue chip stock
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| I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
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| I’m a rock and roller with financial security
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| Sex, drugs and rrsps
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
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| I’m a modern rebel with a cause
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| I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws
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| My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone
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| While I’m talking to my broker on the telephone
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| On stage I run around like some animal
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| But all my money’s in a compound annual
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| This life is dangerous but I don’t care
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| 'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
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| I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
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| I’m a rock and roller with financial security
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| Sex, drugs and rrsps
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
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| We used to be such a happy band.
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| Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan
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| But Phil choked on his vomit
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| And then Nick choked on his vomit
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| And then Stan choked on his vomit
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| And then so did Bob
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| What a bunch of idiots!
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| Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me
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| 'Cause now I’m getting all their royalties
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| They would have spent them on women and booze
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| But me I got commodities that just can’t lose!
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| I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
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| I’m a rock and roller with financial security
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| Sex, drugs and rrsps
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
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| I got sex, drugs, and rrsps
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| I’m a rock and roller with financial security
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| Sex, drugs and rrsps
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity
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| I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!!
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| Hey guys, I brought beer!
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| History is made by stupid people
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| Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica
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| Columbus made history thinking some island was India
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| General Custer’s a national hero for not knowing when to run
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| All of these men are famous
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| And they’re also very dumb
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| History is made by stupid people
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| Clever people wouldn’t even try
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| If you want a place in the history books
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| Then do something dumb before you die
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| Nobility are famous for no reason
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| Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake
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| She caused a revolution when she would not share
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| And her husband lost his head for that mistake
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| The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin
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| Its makers made a minor oversight
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| Before they filled it up with explosive gas
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| They should have fixed the no-smoking light
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| 'Cause…
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| History is made by stupid people
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| Clever people wouldn’t even try
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| If you want a place in the history books
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| Then do something dumb before you die
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| Tally-ho! |
| tally-ho!
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| Our king and country’s honour we will save!
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| Tally-ho! |
| tally-ho!
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| We’re marching into history and the grave!
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| So if your son and daughter seem too lazy
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| Sitting there watching bad tv
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| Just remember you should be quite grateful
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| At least they are not making history
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| 'Cause…
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| History is made by stupid people
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| Clever people wouldn’t even try
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| If you want a place in the history books
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| Then do something dumb before you die
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| Yes…
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| Do something dumb before you die
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| Yes…
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| Do something dumb before you die
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| C’est Cheese
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| Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp’s |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sex Drugs & Rock & Roll, artist - Faster Pussycat. Album song Front Row For The Donkey Show, in the genre Иностранный рок