
Date of issue: 23.06.2008
Record label: Full Effect
Song language: English
sex drugs & rock-n-roll |
C’est Cheese |
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp’s |
As a little boy I dreamed of playing rock and roll |
Playing in stadiums with every ticket sold |
Seven figure income from a six string guitar |
Dating gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars |
Then it happened when my record went gold |
Now I’m thinking what’ll I do when I get old? |
Can’t live forever as the king of rock |
That’s why I’m investing in some blue chip stock |
I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
I’m a rock and roller with financial security |
Sex, drugs and rrsps |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity |
I’m a modern rebel with a cause |
I like finding loopholes in the new tax laws |
My fans are reading 'bout me in the rolling stone |
While I’m talking to my broker on the telephone |
On stage I run around like some animal |
But all my money’s in a compound annual |
This life is dangerous but I don’t care |
'cause I got insurance on my guitar and my hair! |
I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
I’m a rock and roller with financial security |
Sex, drugs and rrsps |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity |
We used to be such a happy band. |
Phil and Nick and Bob and Stan |
But Phil choked on his vomit |
And then Nick choked on his vomit |
And then Stan choked on his vomit |
And then so did Bob |
What a bunch of idiots! |
Their deaths sure meant an awful lot to me |
'Cause now I’m getting all their royalties |
They would have spent them on women and booze |
But me I got commodities that just can’t lose! |
I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
I’m a rock and roller with financial security |
Sex, drugs and rrsps |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity |
I got sex, drugs, and rrsps |
I’m a rock and roller with financial security |
Sex, drugs and rrsps |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity |
I’m a guitar hero with mortgage equity!!! |
Hey guys, I brought beer! |
History is made by stupid people |
Scott became famous for freezing to death in Antarctica |
Columbus made history thinking some island was India |
General Custer’s a national hero for not knowing when to run |
All of these men are famous |
And they’re also very dumb |
History is made by stupid people |
Clever people wouldn’t even try |
If you want a place in the history books |
Then do something dumb before you die |
Nobility are famous for no reason |
Mary Antoinette enjoyed her cake |
She caused a revolution when she would not share |
And her husband lost his head for that mistake |
The Hindenburg was a giant Zeppelin |
Its makers made a minor oversight |
Before they filled it up with explosive gas |
They should have fixed the no-smoking light |
'Cause… |
History is made by stupid people |
Clever people wouldn’t even try |
If you want a place in the history books |
Then do something dumb before you die |
Tally-ho! |
tally-ho! |
Our king and country’s honour we will save! |
Tally-ho! |
tally-ho! |
We’re marching into history and the grave! |
So if your son and daughter seem too lazy |
Sitting there watching bad tv |
Just remember you should be quite grateful |
At least they are not making history |
'Cause… |
History is made by stupid people |
Clever people wouldn’t even try |
If you want a place in the history books |
Then do something dumb before you die |
Yes… |
Do something dumb before you die |
Yes… |
Do something dumb before you die |
C’est Cheese |
Sex, Drugs, And Rrsp’s |
Name | Year |
---|---|
House of Pain | 2000 |
You're so Vain | 2000 |
Don't Change That Song | 2000 |
Poison Ivy | 2000 |
Babylon ft. Mitch Perry | 1987 |
Cathouse | 2000 |
Shooting You Down | 2006 |
Bottle in Front of Me | 2000 |
Ain't No Way Around It | 1989 |
No Room for Emotion | 1987 |
Pulling Weeds | 1989 |
Smash Alley | 1987 |
Nonstop to Nowhere | 2000 |
Bathroom Wall (Re-Recorded) | 2013 |
Little Dove | 1989 |
Gonna Walk | 1989 |
Ship Rolls In | 1987 |
The Power And The Glory Hole | 2009 |
Number 1 With A Bullet | 2009 |
Monster Mash | 2010 |