| You’ve heard every kind of corny line
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| You’re so fine, you’re so unfashionable
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| You’ve been everywhere a thousand times
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| You’re so cool
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| So international
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| Captured as a stow away
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| Upon the QE2
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| Two weeks at sea alone
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| So many miles away from home
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| These are the strange and exciting adventures of
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| Secret agent, secret love
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| Weird and impossible but totally true
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| I think I’m secretly in love with you
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| You speak Russian and Chinese too
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| Get all the kids to start a revolution
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| Dangerous work but it’s what you do
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| You’re not the problem
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| You’re the solution
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| Trained in all the martial arts
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| (Adept in many fields)
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| I know you feel the same
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| So what’s your real name (I know it)
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| These are the strange and exciting adventures of
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| Secret agent, secret love
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| Weird and impossible but totally true
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| I think I’m secretly in love with you
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| Trapped within the prison walls
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| Of foreign agencies
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| They think you can’t get free
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| Only to have you escape to me
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| These are the strange and exciting adventures of
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| Secret agent, secret love
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| Weird and impossible but totally true
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| I think I’m secretly in love with you
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| I’m in love with you
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| I’m in love with you |