| When I was young I did questionable things
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| My parents and teachers
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| thaught me quite insane
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| My priest kneeled me down
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| and asked me to repent
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| I said fucker get back
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| I aint even half bent
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| They junkyards my playground
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| I laugh as fools go to church
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| My parents threw me out cause
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| I was the Devils work
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| They singled me out like they once did to Christ
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| I said if religions so great
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| Why does it come with a price
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| They sent me to hell C.O.D.
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| They sent me to hell cash on delivery
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| They Sent me to hell C.O.D.
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| Into the devils arms he was waiting for me Now I’m an adult it’s a new different game
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| You’ll die fast without power or fame
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| I go in a bar, all the heads turn to look
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| The regular boys say I came out of a book
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| The jocks and the rednecks
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| They just don’t understand
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| Why I won’t pay the price
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| To be in the promised land
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| The mothers they don’t want
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| Their children near me So they’ll never copy the behavior they see
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| Now i’m down there looking up Kathys skirt
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| Trying to grab some nookie
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| But my fingers get burnt
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| I run in circles looking for a way out
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| The devil laughs and turns me into a trout
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| I look in the mirror and to my suprise
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| On Tom’s forehead is stamped
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| My utlimate demise
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| They got me wrapped up In yesterdays news
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| I looked down and read how I killed all the jews |