| Verse One: | 
| So you wanna be hardcore | 
| With your hat to the back, talkin bout the gats in your raps | 
| But I can’t feel that hardcore appeal | 
| That you’re screamin, baby I’m dreamin | 
| This ain’t Christopher Williams, still some | 
| MC’s got to feel one, caps I got to peel some | 
| To let niggas know… that if you fuck with Big-and-Heavy | 
| I get up in that ass like a wedgie | 
| Says who? | 
| Says me, the lyrical | 
| Niggas sayin, «Biggie off the street, it’s a miracle» | 
| Left the drugs alone, took the thugs along with me | 
| Just for niggas actin shifty | 
| Sticks and stones break bones, but the gat’ll kill you quicker | 
| Especially when I’m drunk off the liquor | 
| Smokin funk by the boxes, packin Glocks is | 
| Natural to eat you niggas like chocolates | 
| The funk baby | 
| Chorus (repeats 8X) | 
| «I live for the funk, I’ll die for the funk» (LOTUG, Chief Rocka) | 
| Verse Two: | 
| All I want is bitches, big booty bitches | 
| Used to sell crack, so I could stack my riches | 
| Now I pack gats, to stop all the snitches | 
| From stayin in my business, what is this? | 
| Relentless | 
| Approach, to know if I’m broke or not | 
| Just cause I joke and smoke a lot | 
| Don’t mean I don’t tote the Glock | 
| Sixteen shots for my niggas in the pen | 
| Until we motherfuckin meet again | 
| Huh, I’m doin rhymes now, fuck the crimes now | 
| Come on the ave, I’m real hard to find now | 
| Cause I’m knee deep in the beats | 
| In the Land Cruiser Jeep with the Mac-10 by the seats | 
| For the jackers, the jealous ass crackers in the (car sirens) | 
| I’ll make you prove that it’s bulletproof | 
| Hold ya head, cause when you hit the bricks | 
| I got gin, mad blunts, and bitches suckin dick | 
| The funk baby | 
| Repeat chorus | 
| Verse Three: | 
| So I guess you know the story, the rap-side, crack-side | 
| How I smoked funk, smacked bitches on the backside | 
| Bed-Stuy, the place where my head rests | 
| Fifty shot clip if a nigga wan' test | 
| The rocket launcher, Biggie stomped ya | 
| High as a motherfuckin helicopter | 
| That’s why I pack a nina, fuck a misdeameanor | 
| Beatin motherfuckers like Ike beat Tina | 
| (What's Love, Got to Do) | 
| When I’m rippin all through your whole crew | 
| Strapped like bamboo, but I don’t sling guns | 
| I got bags of funk, and it’s sellin by the tons | 
| Niggas wanna know, how I live the mack life | 
| Making money smoking mics like crack pipes | 
| It’s type simple and plain to maintain | 
| I add a little funk to the brain | 
| Machine Gun Funk baby! | 
| Repeat chorus |