| Alright
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| Here we go
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| Good morning, dearly beloved
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| We are gathered here today
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| To watch two people we know make a big mistake
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| They’ll stand up at the alter
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| And solemnly swear «I do»
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| They’ll be together forever
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| 'Til they find somebody new
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| Her daddy’s in the front row
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| Muttering «Oh no, here we go again»
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| They had a couple dates
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| Now she’s three months late
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| And it’s twenty bucks a plate I spent, oh
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| Good morning, dearly beloved
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| I’d like to welcome ya’ll
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| To see the side effects of sex and alcohol
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| Please bow your heads and join me
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| In a prayer for these two
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| Who’ll be together forever
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| 'Til they find somebody new
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| Alright!
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| The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse
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| As he’s putting the ring on her
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| He’s checking out the bridesmaids
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| Thinking that he might take
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| The maid of honor’s honor, oh
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| Welcome, dearly beloved
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| We are here this afternoon
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| To throw rice as these two
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| Drive down the road to ruin
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| With cans tied to the bumper
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| And a draggin' muffler too
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| They’ll be together forever
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| 'Til they find somebody new
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| So raise your glass and join me
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| Here’s to the bride and groom
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| They’ll be together forever
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| 'Til they find somebody new
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| Ya’ll come back, ya hear now?
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| Thanks Dad
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| Hahaha |