| John the Wood went out one day
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| To view the scene from a different angle
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| He stood and watched a child at play
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| A-tinkling on an old triangle
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| Dave the Drum who was passing by
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| Bought the toy with a coin he’d picked up
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| You should have seen the gleam in his eye
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| As he saw a? |
| Tune he’s gleaned up? |
| Shined up
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| Out in the rain if you want a cup of tea
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| Dodge the puddles in the yard
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| The lord of the land’s coming round to complain
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| It’s hard
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| The peacock flew to a very high tree
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| He didn’t like grass or concrete fairies
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| Put me where the action is
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| I’d rather be with the next-door hairies
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| Simon spied the bathroom door
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| In his hand’s a herb shampoo
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| Waiting for the waters raw
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| So little time, so much to do
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| Stand in a line, take a book along
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| There’s time for a game of cards
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| Now it’s your turn and the water’s all gone
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| It’s cold
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| The next to appear was the..
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| He needs a rest or at least he says so
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| You probably think that he’s flipped his lid
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| Cause he wears high heels and a snow-white trousseau
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| Five foot three yet he stands so tall
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| And on the ground his feet are never
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| Friends may come and friends may go
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| But the fiddle bill goes on for ever
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| The music room would make you grin
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| It’s cold as a freezing pit
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| There’s a hole in the wall where a lorry came in
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| Let’s split
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| I quite like a breast of chicken
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| And I’m crazy about aspic and roast quails
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| But the sight to make my pulse rate quicken
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| Is a dozen nice fat snails
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| On the other hand, there’s Pegg on the bass
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| Whose tastes in food are very much wider
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| You’ll see a smile light up his face
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| At a couple of kippers and a glass of cider
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| Stand on a chair if you want to watch the box
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| The fleas can jump a mile
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| Peer through the haze watching Top Of The Pops
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| And smile |