| Beware of his six-string attack
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| He’s no ordinary Joe Six-Pack
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| Faster than you’ll ever live to be
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| Riff meister to a deadly degree
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| Humanuclear device, fuming with rage
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| He’s Radiation Joe, breaking the cage
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| Hey! |
| Stand back! |
| The right decision
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| There’s no way you’ll win this competition
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| Turn out the light and watch him glow in the dark
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| You may as well accept he’s faster than the shark
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| Commander of the powersurge
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| Dictator of the metal church
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| Watch him reach critical mass
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| Forcing metal up your ass
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| Unknowingly blessed, his licks unfolds
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| Supercharged, unveil the power he holds
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| Unearthly shredding, so it shall be done
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| He’ll take it to the limit going defcon 1
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| A guitar demon, showing no mercy
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| Finger-tapping frenzy and whammy-bar abuse
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| Stunning your senses, blinding your eyes
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| First comes submission, then you die |