| Your life is like a crippling illness, and for it there’s no cure!
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| Your attitudes are like disco dancing — silly and outdated!
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| Your ego is like a helium balloon that’s incredibly overinflated!
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| Sometimes I ponder your existence
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| And hope for the day that you do something right!
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| You commit the felony of staying alive!
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| Emitting stupidity is your life!!!
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| Your brain is on the same level as a small bucket of dirt!
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| Your intelligence is like a blow to the scrotum — it fucking hurts!!!
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| The open-mindedness you claim to possess
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| Is totally nonexistent!
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| But the way you succeed in annoying the world
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| Is constant and persistent!!! |