| Man X went up to Man Y
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| Stepped in his garden and spat in his eye
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| And said «I ain’t movin' your grass is greener-
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| You wanna settle this, name your arena!»
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| First we made the Wheel
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| Then we made the car
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| Then we made the Bomb
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| Now it’s all gone wrong
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| We used to be content with a piece of charcoal
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| Sketching on walls in a gloomy dark hole
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| Then we put our strengths into building castles
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| Now we’re a tribe of destructive arseholes
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| Crawled on all fours our hands replaced paws-
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| As if we foresaw we would open doors
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| From trees we made oars to explore the shores
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| We were madly obsessed with the great outdoors
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| But not in that order I hear you moanin'
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| But what can you tell from a fossilised stone
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| In a pile of bones the truth becomes clear
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| We pioneered schemes just too severe
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| Way back then there were few concerns
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| Find meat to eat, chop wood to burn
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| And learn to avoid the sabre-toothed tiger
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| Now our biggest enemy is laser-guided
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| Too much weight draped on our shoulders
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| The land that we knew stood firm to hold us
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| Colonisation is what they sold us
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| So someone decided we needed soldiers
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| Destructive forces is what they told us
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| Invent the engine replace the horses
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| We stretched resources to drive our Porsches
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| And now it’s all gone wrong
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| Man X had forgotten Man Y
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| He was too busy tryna learn to fly
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| Meanwhile Man Y mixed a potion
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| And flattened Man X with a huge explosion
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| You can turn your backs but you can’t ignore me
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| There’s a part of this story that’s truly gory
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| You gotta feel sickness as I depict this
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| You never can escape that you’ve been a witness
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| Hunting the deer we became distracted
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| Disturbed by the way that our neighbours acted
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| Jumped to conclusions with sick delusions
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| 'Cos bulk intrusions had us confused
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| Began with the fusion of elements new
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| And strongly denied we’d developed a brew
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| To burn off flesh of an irrelevant few
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| A malevolent crew, not benevolent (you know that)
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| See the traitor we hated penned the paper
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| Concocted a potion to make him greater
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| We knocked up a treat in a laboratory
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| At the time of conception it shouted glory
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| Reel off a list of the usual suspects
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| Subjectively speaking, we all got defects
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| We all cavemen in a suit and tie
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| Man why you opposing conform or die?
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| I know I’ve put it simply and quite condensed
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| The wheel was a brainstorm of commonest sense
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| But now we need a branch just for terror defence
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| So somewhere it went wrong, hence |