| Hey, Rusher, man
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| Seriously bruv, let’s think about it:
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| Do you want some little rough thing coming up to you going, «I really really
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| wanna suck your dick, c’mere»?
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| Or do you want like some proper posh nice thing coming up to you going, «I really want to suck your cock»?
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| Tell me what you want me to do
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| You just tell me what you want and I’ll do it
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| Now tell me why do they like geezers?
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| And why should they please us?
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| Cause surely, if they’re posh and rich they’re picky like tweezers?
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| But still, they try and seize us, I pop 'em with ease
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| Maybe they’re dropping to their knees because i’m dropping my Ts
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| She had me when she said «Ell, you know my legs spread well
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| At school I weren’t a prefect but they called me the head girl.»
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| Pronunciation runnier than honey, I think it’s kinda funny
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| Cause though she wants my cock I want her daddy’s money
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| Into the toilets, skip the foreplay, grip the doorway, like BK
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| You can have it your way, she’s so polite
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| She’ll always say, «Was that okay?»
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| She always pays for the taxi home, she’s clearly a giver
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| But unlike all the cabbies she goes south of the river (Know what I mean?)
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| You can say what you like about posh birds
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| You can think what you want about rich girls
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| But they hear my geezer voice in the club
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| And we always ending up in the bedroom
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| Another weekend to overspend, chat a bird up just to bury my ends
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| Plunder their underwear, trust me bruv, you best beware
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| You want the front cover of Vanity Fair? |
| You ain’t gonna find it in Leicester
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| Square
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| Where sluts get pissed beyond compare, end up looking the worse for wear
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| You ain’t gotta act like a millionaire if you wanna get your hands on the
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| silverware
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| What do I mean? |
| I hear you ask, a piece of arse with a piece of class
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| Posh little rich girl, wants to be an «it» girl
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| Prim and proper voice, but you know she sucks dick well
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| Head off to Chelsea, the pussy there is wealthy
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| Appetites for geezers are very very healthy
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| Saw a little blonde thing strutting her stuff
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| I could tell she was dirt from the way she puffed
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| «Oi love, you wanna bit of rough?»
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| Two hours pass, I’m inside her muff
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| Now I know you’re probably thinking, «Example, he’s a snob
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| Because he’s only letting honeys that are posh touch his knob»
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| See, there’s a very good reason these young girls are good with their gobs
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| You see a school that is boarding is very rewarding
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| It’s in boredom, disorder, they’re midnight marauding
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| Then escape from their warden to broaden horizons
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| They had their little eyes on a couple of guys
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| And before they even knew it they were unzipping flies
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| See, if you take away a childhood then the child could
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| Strictly grow up far too quickly like a youth in the wild wood
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| Look at her, she’s sweet sixteen in a mink coat
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| Little would you know that she’s proficient at deep throat
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| I mean, who, who the fuck is this Example guy?
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| He’s come out of fucking nowhere
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| And you know, he just thinks he’s some fucking big hot stuff
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| He’s got nothing! |
| He’s got nothing!
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| I know I’ve got a brand new Audi A3, I mean my dad’s got and I’ll take it if
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| you want
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| But, you know what I mean, it really upsets me, because… I mean,
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| he’s just fucking taking all the women now |