Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Popcorn and Fisticuffs, artist - Example. Date of issue: 09.09.2007
Song language: English
Popcorn and Fisticuffs |
| Why’d you get that ticket if you’re only gonna talk |
| I came to catch a film and there’s nothing being caught |
| And more to the point fella this is just a thought |
| Why you eatin popcorn when they’ve covered it in salt |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| My right hand popcorn, sweet never salted |
| Left hand holding the girl I’m escorting |
| Films already started so we’re quiet as we walk in |
| As I take a seat there’s already people talking |
| Dunno what it is but if its adults or its kids |
| In the cinema, people are chattin like they in a bar |
| What is this a seminar on chatting inane? |
| Look, Im tryna watch this dude jumpin out of a plane |
| The kiddies in the front row (chitter chatter chitter chatter) |
| The Lovers in the back row (kiss kiss kiss) |
| The dude kickin my chair like (tap tap tap tap) |
| This gang of idiots take the (piss piss piss) |
| A couple of explosions it’s quiet for a moment |
| I’m ready to explode myself losing composure |
| (Chitter chatter chitter) Right you’re tickin me off |
| Shut the fuck up, watch the film or we’re kickin off |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| Now I got my girlfriend she givin me some earache |
| «As if you’d do that in real life on a first date» |
| I made a rule to steer clear of aggression sessions |
| Whether it’s a romcom, a thriller or a western |
| Now for the whole film she can only ask 3 questions |
| Once she done that she gotta button it |
| Hush her lip and no love I aint getting couple-y |
| Devoted to you utterly but not when watchin films |
| My girlie in my left ear (who's that in the red hat?) |
| The fatty to my right like (munch crunch munch crunch) |
| Here she goes again like (I thought he was dead) |
| Look, No love he’s isn’t, see he only got a punch |
| 10 minutes of silence, things are looking better |
| But whenever there’s never a sound |
| Waiting for an over clever noise from whoever’s around |
| Sitting on the edge of my seat, and it aint cos of the film it’s these idiots |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| Right you, you fuckin chatty face you’re startin to rub |
| Me up the wrong way — fuck off down the pub |
| It’s bad enough my woman chattin crap in my earhole |
| Without you talking out loud like a hero, |
| Trust me son you’re nothing like a Robert De Niro |
| Character, have a chair or I’m a go all cavalier |
| And start getting more than medieval on your arse |
| Your visits to the cinema this’ll be the last |
| The kiddies in the front row (Shut your flippin face mate) |
| The lovers in the back row (why you gotta talk) |
| The dude tappin my chair like (keep it down please yeah) |
| My girlie in my ear like (But he was in New York) |
| Look, I only wanna hear what this dude is tryna say to me |
| And now I got the whole damn room layin in to me |
| Security appear and flash their torches down my row |
| Er, Sir can you leave please you’re spoiling the show |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |
| I came to watch a film and eat popcorn |
| You came here to just talk |
| If this carries on we’ll lock horns |
| Like they do in the movies son |