| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
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| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
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| Get your coat, and if she says to you
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| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
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| I watch her chattin' to that fella and I’m thinking they’re never lovers
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| She’s a little minx, he looks like one of the Neville Brothers
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| He’s lookin smug so he’s startin' to bug me
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| This dude is fuckin ugly it’s not cause I’m jealous
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| Of other fellas when they’re getting into gashes they shouldn’t be
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| Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn’t be
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| Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks
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| The girl don’t even notice when he’s startin' to grab her tits
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| 20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue
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| This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd
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| And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two
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| Did what all predators-do took his opportunity
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| He slipped something in her beverage
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| He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage
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| Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
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| Off her fuckin face and she’s thinking she loves him
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| Looking at him longingly, this ain’t where she wanna be
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| I feel like I’m the only one who noticed this anomaly
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| Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan
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| Just before it’s gets sickening,
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| Heartbeat quickening, I dunno what he put in her glass
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| But as they pass me he’s grabbin' her arse cheeks
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| If it gets nasty I’ll stop the shenanigans
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| A spanner in his plan look he’s over-milked it
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| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
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| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
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| Get your coat, and if she says to you
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| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
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| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
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| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
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| Get your coat, and if she says to you
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| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
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| She’s still
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| Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink
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| Whatever he gave her it won’t let her brain think —
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| Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates
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| Take turns givin' him a pat on the back
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| He’s got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do
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| Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do
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| I ain’t a fan of it he don’t deserve her
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| She’s far too pretty man how did he manage it
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| Just as I get closer, I look at her finger
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| It all becomes clear why she’s letting him linger
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| He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,
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| And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,
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| Except in buying jewellery, he’s so uninhibited
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| He’s really made a fool of me cause now I see what he did
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| This flash rich bastard is far from plastered
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| He’s worked a little plan that he’s totally mastered
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| Sees his target, checks she’s on the market
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| And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it
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| I guess that’s pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy
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| And if you chose wisely some women are easy
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| When she spots the present say it’s yours to keep
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| And for at least one night she’s yours to keep
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| Just flash a precious stone it’s as simple as that
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| So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat
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| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
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| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
|
| Get your coat, and if she says to you
|
| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
|
| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
|
| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
|
| Get your coat, and if she says to you
|
| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
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| Look I really gotta clear my throat
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| Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
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| You ain’t getting nuttin' if you don’t take note
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| See the opportunity and milk that goat
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| Look I really gotta clear my throat
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| Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
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| You ain’t getting nuttin' if you don’t take note
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| See the opportunity and milk that goat
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| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
|
| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
|
| Get your coat, and if she says to you
|
| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink
|
| Milk Your Goat, take a sip from your beverage
|
| Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
|
| Get your coat, and if she says to you
|
| No you don’t! |
| Slip summink in her drink |