Lyrics The Logic Of Crocodiles - Every Time I Die

The Logic Of Crocodiles

I am a very important person
I’ve acquired a genetically altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape surveillance operators our
Company can afford
I have a very expensive pen
I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words
I attribute this success to my professional demeanor and my strong stock
Portfolio
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings
I have everything, let me show you around
Smile you fucker, it’s not often you get this chance
Love is just an exchangeof corporate documents
I’ve reviewed your rapport and I feel you’re a prospect for mechanical
Salvation
This is a joint venture that will be mutually advantageous to both parties
Involved
Technically this is just a business merger
A consolidation of liquid assets
We are respectively geared towards customer service
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship if you’re willing
I am sure we could synchronize agendas
Swift, and efficient satisfaction
Through innovative planning
We could form a strong strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed at the next goals assessment
Meeting
Promotion possibility and additional benefits are diagrammed in my
Preliminary objective outline
Raises are granted based on performance