| When a farmer’s farmin', let him raise his crop
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| When a woodsman’s choppin', let him have his chop
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| When a porter’s scrubbin', let him have his mop
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| Every man to his own profession
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| Let a doctor tend to ease an achin' back
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| Woo yeah
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| Let a railroad watchman switch his railroad track
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| Let the laundry helper fill his laundry sack
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| Every man to his own profession
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| When a carpenter’s sawin' on a piece of wood
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| Don’t you be braggin' that you also could
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| He might hand you a saw and give a wise old call
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| You might start sawin' and saw your fingers off
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| When a schoolmarm’s teachin', let her teach her school
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| When it comes to women, don’t you be no fool
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| When it’s life in general, here’s a golden rule
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| Every man to his own profession
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| When a carpenter’s sawin' on a piece of wood
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| Don’t you be braggin' that you also could
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| He might hand you his saw and give a wise old call *ahem*
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| You might start sawin' and saw your fingers off
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| When a schoolmarm’s teachin', let her teach her school
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| When it comes to women, don’t you be no fool
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| When it’s life in general, here’s a golden rule
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| Every man to his own profession
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| So, consult the next Burt
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| If you don’t wanna be hurt
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| Every man to his own profession |