| Did I ask your opinion?
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| 'Cause I really don’t care
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| Do I have your attention?
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| Gotta bank this stare
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| Everything you’re seeing
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| Goes in the upper air
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| You can tell your advice to
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| Someone who cares
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| Hey, Evan, that’s a pretty good song
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| But I think you’re singing it a little bit wrong
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| No, I don’t know what I’m talking about
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| Let me be a nice guy, just help you out
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| You put that note there, and this note here
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| You could win a Grammy just under one year
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| Don’t forget to put my name all up in the credits
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| Where would you be without all my edits?
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| Did I ask your opinion?
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| 'Cause I really don’t care
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| Do I have your attention?
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| Gotta bank this stare
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| Everything you’re seeing
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| Goes in the upper air
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| You can tell your advice to
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| Someone who cares
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| Hey, Evan, man, you’re looking real cool
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| But don’t you wanna dress like a rockstar dude?
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| And I’m digging that dope hairdo
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| Maybe you should get a little haircut too
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| You know, more like that Hollywood type
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| With the top real long and the sides real tight
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| Like that guy in that one pop band |
| I think that look can really fit your brand
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| Did I ask your opinion?
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| 'Cause I really don’t care
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| Do I have your attention?
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| Gotta bank this stare
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| Everything you’re seeing
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| Goes in the upper air
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| You can tell your advice to
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| Someone who cares
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| Are you a rockstar? |
| Didn’t think so
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| Have you ever had a hit before? |
| Didn’t think so
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| Ever wrote a song? |
| Didn’t think so
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| It seems like you know a lot less than you think you do
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| So, what’s your real job? |
| Oh, you’re a mailman?
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| But you’re a big fan of hip-hop and pearl jam?
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| And all the sudden, you know everything there is to know
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| It seems to me that you’re talking out your a--hole
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| Did I ask your opinion? |