| Well, that wasn’t very nice of you
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| Things aren’t so glossy
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| Without a posse
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| Oh deary dear
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| I’ve no business being here
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| Well now as I bow out
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| At the funeral of my youth
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| It was so lonely
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| It was so lovely
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| It was so lovely
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| You’re so easy on the eye
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| You’re so easy on the eye
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| We said farewell
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| And we synchronized our watches
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| And arranged for the meeting of our crotches
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| On the other side of the planet
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| On the other side of the world
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| Well, that wasn’t a very nice thing to do
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| They never suspect the emotional wreck
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| Put that in your pipe
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| (You might want to write that down)
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| Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
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| The Fonz said
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| There’s nothing wrong with being wrong
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| But was he right, was he right?
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| I don’t know, was he right?
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| You’re so easy on the eye
|
| You’re so easy on the eye
|
| We said farewell
|
| And we synchronized our watches
|
| And arranged for the meeting of our crotches
|
| On the other side of the planet
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| On the other side of the world |