| Whoever said a good man was hard to find
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| Positively, absolutely sure was blind;
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| I found the best that ever was
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| Here’s just some of the things he does:
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| He shakes my ashes, greases my griddle
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| Churns my butter, strokes my fiddle;
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| My man is such a handy man!
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| He threads my needle, creams my wheat
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| Heats my heater, chops my meat;
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| My man is such a handy man!
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| Don’t care if you believe or not
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| He sure is good to have around;
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| Why, when my furnace gets too hot
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| He’s right there to turn my damper down!
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| For everything he’s got a scheme;
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| You ought to see his new starter that he uses on my machine;
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| My man is such a handy man!
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| He flaps my flapjacks, cleans off the table, He feeds the horses in my stable;
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| My man is such a handy man!
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| He’s God’s gift!
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| Sometimes he’s up long before dawn
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| Busy trimming the rough edges off my lawn;
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| Oooh, you can’t get away from it! |
| He’s such a handy man!
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| Never has a single thing to say
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| While he’s working hard;
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| I wish that you could see the way
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| He handles my front yard!
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| My ice don’t get a chance to melt away
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| He sees that I get that old fresh piece every day;
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| Lord, that man sure is such a handy man |