| Duncan Hines
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| Funky rhymes I like goin' in from behind
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| Take my finger and dip it in
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| Hittin' them skins, much skins
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| I like choclate with extra cream
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| Hittin' them cakes a daily routine
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| Stir it with my finger, just like a stick
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| The devil’s out the soup
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| Now he’s in the cake mix
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| This time, I gotta mix it up
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| The sugar’s in one cup
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| The cream in another cup
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| Upside down, cake rattle n' roll
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| The cake mix runs down side of the bowl
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| I dip my face in the bowl, just to get a sniff
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| Kinda smells fishy once I get a wiff
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| Take my spoon and stir it up, kinda good
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| Now I got a woody-wood pecker could I whisper in your ear
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| And tell you what I need
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| How many cakes to fill one man’s greed?
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| One ho cake, two ho cakes, damn
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| Damn, I think I’m stirrin' kinda slow
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| 5 ho cakes, 6 ho cakes
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| I got my finger in your cake mix
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| What’s the matter with my cake batter?
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| I need a jimmy hat like the mad hatter
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| Too much cream, baby, def' too much
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| I guess you like your cake mixed with nuts
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| Spread that cake mix nice and thick
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| Lick the spoon like you lick my dick
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| I don’t think it’s ready for the oven yet
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| We’ll both know when we start to sweat
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| Betty Crocker, drink some vodka
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| Then I stuck her with my cocka
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| You got cake mix on your drawers
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| I got cake mix on my balls
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| This cake mix is nice and sweet
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| But this cake mix you do not eat
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| This cake mix is soft and wet
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| And just to get my dick erect
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| You might say that I’m kinda sick
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| But that’s what’s happenin' when I’m rappin' 'bout your little girl’s cake mix
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| I got caught with my finger in the cake mix
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| I don’t like trick or treatin'
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| I’d rather have a trick
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| And if you got me some dessert
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| Just open up your shirt
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| I’ll stick my spoon in the mix
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| And then I’ll go to work
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| Your oven is hot, it’s ready to bake
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| The devil’s in your soup as you masturbate
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| As you jerk my dick or mix with my spoon
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| It’s gonna add flavor to the cake mix soon
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| The cake is mellow and moist and wet
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| I never had a cake that made me sweat
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| It’s like a Dunkan Hines a Hostess twinkie pie
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| Put my face too close to the cake and got cream in my eye
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| There’s nothin' I can’t mix
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| There’s nothin 'I can’t fix
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| But while I’m bakin' cakes
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| I got my finger in the cake mix |