
Date of issue: 17.09.2008
Record label: Aknu Media
Song language: English
13 Ways |
«Today boys and girls we have a special speaker in the house tonight |
And he’s gonna teach you about life and death» |
I was born a God damn failure |
Dropped outta school, let me tell ya |
Found me a nickel and lost a dime |
My whole life story came true in a rhyme |
I don’t know what the fuck was on my mind |
I tried suicide 4 or 5 times |
Tried to take a razor to my wrist but it didn’t work |
And it seems I’m the only one that’s gettin' hurt |
Now I gotta bullet in the chamber, dripping sweat |
I decide to play a game of Russian Roulette |
Click, click, click I guess I loose I didn’t win |
So I decide to do it again and again |
Now it’s gettin' borin' cause I keep on loosin' |
I guess I’m kinda cruisin' for a bruisin' |
Then I take a knife and put a 6 in my head |
3 times then I say I wish I was dead |
Blood drippin' off my forehead |
And then I’m lyin' in my deathbed, but I’m not dead |
I gotta headache so I’m gettin' somethin' for it see |
I take some Tylenols, about 23 |
So what you wanna follow me |
I got 13 ways to commit suicide |
Who would like to hang from a tree? |
«I would I would,» then listen close to me |
You get some sturdy rope and put it 'round your neck |
Tie a real good knot, or the shit won’t work |
It’s best to put it in a noose |
Just incase you have second thoughts you can’t get loose |
Now we’re at number 6 |
This a real goody no special effects or countertricks |
Tie a big rock to your foot no mistakes |
Then jump your ass in a deep lake |
Get yourself some gas, then drink that shit |
Then drink some more, then you smoke the cigarette |
Or better yet, get real drunk and take a real long drive |
On the freeway down the wrong side |
Brother you’re bound to make a hit |
It’s like lettin' a pitbull suck a dick |
So if you wanna follow me |
I got 13 ways to commit suicide |
Now we’re on number 11 |
Did you know suicidalists didn’t go to heaven? |
'No where they go man?" take another guess |
Matter fact take another suicidal test |
This is what you do man |
Go jump your monkey ass off a real tall building |
And then you live through that one |
You get reincarnated mean you get to come back son |
But I seriously doubt that |
Cause you been tryin' to kill yourself you don’t give a shit about that |
All you wanna do is die |
Maybe motherfuckers kill themselves but don’t know why |
But I know why I’m teachin' you this |
«Why?» |
Should you have to kill yourself, you don’t miss |
To prevent a miss, you put a gun in your mouth |
And blow your fuckin' brains out |
Fuck your mommy, fuck your daddy, nobody cares |
Look how they treated you over the years |
What you oughta do is kill them then you |
A suicidalist dream come true |
So if you wanna follow me |
I got 13 ways to commit suicide |
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