| I got a call from the boys yesterday
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| Said get ready, we’re on the way
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| It’s happy hour at the BBQ bar
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| Luther’s playin' that hot guitar.
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| Told my baby I just had to go
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| She was cussin' as we hit the road
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| Said, «You'll be wanted, mister, dead or alive
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| If you don’t make it back home by five.»
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| I got to the wrong five o’clock
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| I was here right on the dot
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| Hey baby why you look so shocked
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| She said «You got home at the wrong five o’clock.»
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| Well, I’m guilty baby, my mistake
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| Please don’t kill me for goodness sake
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| Now I’ll do anything to make it up to you
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| She said, «Hush your mouth, there ain’t no excuse.»
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| For comin' home at the wrong five o’clock
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| I was waitin' and your supper was hot
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| In case you wonder why I changed the lock
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| You got home at the wrong five o’clock.
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| We were playin' pool and havin' a ball
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| Weren’t doin' anything wrong at all
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| Then Jimmy got crazy, got thrown in jail
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| What else was I supposed to do but post his bail.
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| I got home at the wrong five o’clock
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| Key wouldn’t fit had to knock, knock, knock |
| She opened the door with that pistol cocked
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| I got home at the wrong five o’clock.
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| For comin' home at the wrong five o’clock
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| I was waitin' and your supper was hot
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| In case you wonder why I changed the lock
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| You got home at the wrong five o’clock… |