| Tonight I plan on reading a little story | 
| Sit back, relax and listen to my story | 
| I thought that you should know what kind of man I am | 
| Tonight, you can refer to me as «Sam I am» | 
| A little Dr. Suess | 
| Should get you in the mood | 
| Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in | 
| Don’t forget that night light, I’m ready to begin | 
| Would you like it on a plane? | 
| Would you like it on a train? | 
| Take you to a distant land | 
| Wake up to green eggs and ham | 
| I would eat it on the spot | 
| Whatever it takes to make you hot | 
| I can please you, yes, I can | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am, oh | 
| Stop me now if you have heard this version | 
| 'Cause if you have, I’ll put another verse in | 
| Page one, I’ma turn it when you ready | 
| Page two, I’m gon' need you | 
| To open up that Dr. Suess | 
| Should get you in the mood | 
| Lay under them covers, let me tuck you in | 
| Don’t forget that night light, I’m ready to begin | 
| Would you like it on a plane? | 
| Would you like it on a train? | 
| Take you to a distant land | 
| Wake up to green eggs and ham | 
| I would eat it on the spot | 
| Whatever it takes to make you hot | 
| I can please you, yes, I can | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am | 
| I would do it anywhere, girl | 
| On the kitchen table or the stairs | 
| I don’t care, anywhere | 
| Baby, let me take you there | 
| Girl, l I swear, I don’t care | 
| We can do it anywhere | 
| Would you like it on a plane? | 
| Would you like it on a train? | 
| Take you to a distant land | 
| Wake up to green eggs and ham | 
| I would eat it on the spot | 
| Whatever it takes to make you hot | 
| I can please you, yes, I can | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am | 
| That’s why they call me Sam I am, Sam I am | 
| Sam, meet me at the kitchen, girl | 
| Would you like it on a plane? | 
| Would you like it on a train? | 
| Take you to a distant land | 
| Wake up to green eggs and ham | 
| I’m Sam, green eggs and ham, oh |