
Date of issue: 31.12.2012
Song language: English
The Steve Martin |
Well I have a new dance, that you all must learn |
You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but it’s had it’s turn |
Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it |
You might break your neck, to really try to get it |
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk |
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work |
He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head |
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds |
Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time |
That’s why I’m here now tellin you this rhyme |
And if you never seen it, then I’ll be startin |
My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin |
Like this… get em Steve, get em |
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em |
Get em… |
Like this… |
Well the dance is def, and it’s gonna last |
I don’t really think any other dance will pass |
All the dancers out there tryin to freak on the floor |
When they see me do the Martin they try to ignore |
When they see my dance, they came to a surprise |
I caught the suckers ducks speakin eye to eye |
While they bitin my stuff, like I wasn’t there |
But they didn’t have the right so, I didn’t care |
Sway your arms around your back, then across your chest |
Do the crazy leg sweep from right to left |
It’s the Steve… |
Like this… |
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em… |
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em… |
Get em… |
Well it’s back to the man on the mic you see |
Because I’m stuck to my dance like a dog on a flea |
Now I know my dance is the funky dance comin |
Pee-Wee Herman (BizMarkie) was pumpin (but mines is jumpin) |
It’s the Steve… |
Like this, sick em champ |
(Steve Martin’s in full effect!) |
Sick em champ |
(Yo Steve’s a weasel! Show em how your Steve Martin go) |
Get em Steve, get em Steve, get em (repeat 4X) |
(Ahh yeah, Steve Martin in full effect) |
EPMD, strikin once again, funky fresh in the flesh |
(True, yo, PMD! Oww, yeah…) |
I be the P double E-M-D in the place |
(Yeah check this out P, I think this is the last record of the album… |
Awww we made it!) |
Yo yo what time is it? |
Nineteen eighty-eight is so great, and eighty-nine even better |
And don’t forget, to take off that hot sweater… |
Yeah check this out y’all! |
We got this funky track, ahh, yo yo yo |
Check this out homeboys |
Because we dope, the dope-di-dope-di-dope-di-dope |
The dope-di-dope-nope-we-ain't-no-joke |
No-joke-no-joke, so PMD! |
Yo! |
We ain’t no joke, no-joke-no-joke-no-joke-the-dope |
(On the Columbo tip!) |
I’m the real deal homeboy, for real |
(On the strength!) |
Because we in there, yes we in there |
And we’re outta here, like last year |
(We lost the bandwagon, because I’m housin…) |
We goin straight for the kill because you’re loungin |
(I'm Strictly Business!) |
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