| Just when you thought it was safe to make records
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| The rap duo is back, it’s time to start wreckin'
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| E Double swingin' high *scratch* I’m swingin' low
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| Washin' wannabees down, with some H20
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| As I go blow to blow, toe to toe, flow for flow
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| (Any has PMD?) Hell no!
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| I’m blowin' rappers off course, like the S.S. Minnow
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| That’s not your rhyme sonny, so please let go my Eggo
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| «I hear voices sayin' that’s Erick Sermon»
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| Straight up, right now, I’m on a mission
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| Front face the center and face your competition
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| As I rock, you jock, and in shock
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| And have fear -- when the E is on the spot
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| (You pulled the mic handle: Joker, Joker, Joker)
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| Yeah boy, you hit the jackpot
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| So chill as I flex my skill and rap talent
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| Smooth hardcore, no time for love ballads
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| I’m not kickin' the slow jams that’s cool
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| But now the hardcore that make the brothers a act fool
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| That’s the way I would want stuff lookin'
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| The crowd yellin', and buckwhylin' like Brooklyn boy
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| «EPMD is in town»
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| No words at all boy
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| «Strictly snappin' necks!»
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| «EPMD is in town»
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| No words at all boy
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| «Strictly snappin' necks!»
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| Welcome… and all aboard
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| Crab tried to diss, now it’s time to score
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| People, tripped and flipped, when we splurged our gift
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| To get paid off what we made, and also uplift
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| A new way to sway, or should I say flow
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| To keep the ladies screamin' 'OW', the brothers yellin' 'ho'
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| Now hold the O, and give me an intro
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| A kick and a snare, now the green light to go
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| I flex a rhyme on a rapper then proceed to wreck
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| By break this mic in half, then put him in the yolk and snap his neck
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| When five-oh roll, they say what’s the M. O
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| Another rapper was hit, by Mister Slow Flow
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| 'Cause on my second return, I had to come correct
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| Takin' nuttin but bodies, on the Unfinished Business tip
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| I make the music, that makes a posse ill
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| In they Jeeps or playin' ball, or ready to chill
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| Or maybe at the spot where you hang where it’s hot
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| Drinkin' quarts of Old Gold, in the parkin' lot
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| But mainly at a concert where the place is packed
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| Brothers yellin 'ho', girlies on the bozack
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| The system boomin', smoke everywhere
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| People swayin' side to side with they hands in the air
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| A posse digs the music so they want to roll
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| So they troop through the venue, scopin' everyone’s gold
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| But whether you in New York, Detroit, L.A. or Miami
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| Approach with caution, 'cause brothers pack jammies
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| In they coat pocketbooks, and even they jock
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| You on the wrong brother, and you bound to get popped
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| «I hear voices sayin' that’s Erick Sermon»
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| Hurry hurry and step right up
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| The best show on earth, EPMD yea word up
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| And featuring the man on the cut
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| He who don’t believe can get the (macadamia) NUTS
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| So whassup homeboy, there’s any static?
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| Do we have to ?? |
| and get dramatic?
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| Or can we cool and be jolly old chaps
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| Or break loose, pull out guns and bust caps?
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| Nah, I don’t think you want that
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| So I cool, and instead I bust raps
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| Like check one two, and you don’t quit
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| And match a funky dope rhyme that fits
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| I say a rhyme and change the whole subject
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| And still flow, and freak the whole public
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| It can’t be done, especially by a crab MC
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| Who came out the crack rehab
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| You must be mad, in fact, kind of rad
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| You not a smooth criminal, you soft and I’m bad
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| Don’t mean to brag, I’m just makin a point
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| Some say I’m def, the old school say I’m the joint
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| Fencin, no half-steppin, straight up and down
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| I gets mine, so you should cool and lounge when
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| «EPMD is in town»
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| No words at all boy
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| «Strictly snappin' necks!»
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| «EPMD is in town»
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| No words at all boy
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| «Strictly snappin' necks!»
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| SCSU!
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| EPMD’s in effect
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| Snappin' necks n cashin' checks |